Tuesday, November 15, 2005

I Hate These Fucking Guys


As if waiting until Sunday night to watch your team play wasn't bad enough, you have to listen to these three imbeciles call the game. I don't know which one of them is worse. Actually, Paul Maguire is definitely the worst. That guy has some serious cognitive issues. It's like someone took the brain of Terri Schiavo and put it in Dan Dierdorf's body. Listening to this man-child try to articulate the simple-minded thoughts that rattle around in his puny brain is like reading the first section of the Sound and the Fury. Then you have Mike Patrick's shrill voice and urgency to agree with everything the other two jackasses say, which makes it perfectly clear that he has no testicles. And Joe Theisman, of course, is just a prick. The worst thing about the broadcast is that the trio as a whole is actually worse than the sum of its parts. Somehow these three assholes manage to work into a crescendo of noise that offends the viewer in every conceivable way. The hype, the bad calls, the stupid jokes followed by idiotic laughter, the piling on, the obnoxious good-old-boyishness, the sound effects - it's enough to make anyone sick. Thank god that this is their last season on ESPN.

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