Big Ben Update

The big guy is out of the hospital and eating soft foods. It looks like the only real consequence of the accident was massive facial injuries, which, as a very selfish football fan, I would prefer any day to him fucking up his knees or arms. So, despite the seriousness of his accident, it appears that Big Ben will be ready to play for the season opener. If the rest of the NFL was looking forward to a Steelers squad without a healthy Roethlisberger, it looks like they're out of luck. Long live Big Ben!